Puff — Happy World No Tobacco Day!

Puff, puff, puff
I love to puff it all the way.
It’s cool, you know!
‘Coz I rule!
Take me
Use me
Trust me —
You’ll be cool!

Yo! You know me?
Huh! I’m the best!
I’m the coolest!
I’m the the one you need, man!
Yo! Call me Cig!

Let me break it down for yah!
Smoking is cool!
See why?
Yo, it’s so cool, gives you more life.
Damn right, man!
It keeps you healthy.

Say goodbye to red gums and
sparkling white teeth
That ain’t no cool, man!
Just keep on puffing
Yo, let me see ’em
That’s my man!

What? Your lungs are weak?
I’m here for yah, bro!
Let me burn that lungs of yours.
I’m the man, I’m the man!

You need money, bro?
Why din’t yah tell me?
You see, I have everything!
People buy me everyday, bro!
Here, borrow what you paid me the other day.
I’m the man, I’m the man!

Lost your girl, bro?
What? She doesn’t like me?
Who doesn’t like me?
Nah, don’t mind her.
See bro? I’m here for yah!
I’m the man, I’m the man!

Yeah, bro! Keep on puffing!
Ain’t need no worry.
Life is short!
And you can tell everybody
I’m the man, I’m the man!

© 2014 The Mockingbird in Me

5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. godtisx
    May 31, 2014 @ 20:28:17

    Hmmm. Yeah.

    *Great composition. Ironic and powerful.*

    Reply

  2. D.G.Kaye
    May 31, 2014 @ 12:09:41

    Wow, I love this Mock! 🙂

    Reply

    • mockingbird181984
      May 31, 2014 @ 20:06:13

      Haha. Just exploring a different kind of language. I was reading aloud a poem to my students last week, and I found out that they don’t find our way of reading interesting anymore. They want the more cool type, those that are similar to rapping.

      Thanks. Glad you love it.

      Reply

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